Directions to Our Father's House

Make a Right onto Believeth Boulevard

Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.

You are on the King's Highway – Heaven-bound.

Keep going for three miles:

One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit.

Then exit off onto Grace Boulevard

From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.

Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.

As you go on your way.

Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Avenue

Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.

Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.

Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd. However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd, and Trials and Tribulations Ave.

But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead! SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST. Prayer works…Group prayers work miracles.

Dear God,

It rained for are whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.

– Your friend but I am not going to tell who I am.

– Anonymous

November 19, 2006