| Directions to Our Father's House |
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| Make a Right onto Believeth Boulevard |
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| Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water. |
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| When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight. |
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| You are on the King's Highway – Heaven-bound. |
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| Keep going for three miles: |
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| One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. |
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| Then exit off onto Grace Boulevard |
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| From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane. |
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| Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road. |
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| As you go on your way. |
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| Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Avenue |
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| Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. |
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| Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue. |
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| Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd. However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd, and Trials and Tribulations Ave. |
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| But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead! SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST. Prayer works…Group prayers work miracles. |
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| Dear God, |
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| It rained for are whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. |
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| – Your friend but I am not going to tell who I am. |
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| – Anonymous |
| November 19, 2006 |
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